Man, I cannot believe how popular I have become with the babes since I have joined myspace. Women used to never notice me, but since getting my myspace account, I get invitations all the time from these really hot babes. Sorry Candi, Bambi, Sugar, Tori, Heather, Sexi, Honey and Foxy Mama, but I am a married man. I know that you all are truly dissappointed because of the way that you often shut down your profile when I do not respond immediately. These are not the first hearts that I have broken. However, I have a much more serious concern.
The part that amazes me most is that some of these girls look EXACTLY the same. This can only mean that some sicko is cloning sexy ladies! Perhaps this was originally for his own personal sinister intentions. I mean, I can relate to that. Then maybe he got carried away and made too many. I could relate to that as well. It probably became habit forming (hmmm, just one more red head, another blonde, and perhaps three hot Asian chicks today), but something went wrong. This would have resulted in a surplus of bored, unsatisfied, sizzling hot godesses in need of some special personal attention. Several must have escaped in order to address their frustration, and then mated in the wild. I believe this may be possible because it correlates with some of the wild tales that my bachelor friends have shared.
This unnatural over production of sex godesses is extremely unfair to the average women on our planet, and this could really mess up the balance of supply and demand. Men won't even look at the 7's and 8's at the mall, and standards could become unrealistic if this mass production continues. I mean seriously. These women are already contacting me, and I am a pudgy middled aged, middle class married guy! This indicates that the over supply of super hot babes has already started to affect the standards of females. Before you know it, even broke, toothless, smelly homeless guys will have a super model on each arm. It just isn't right! Please stop the cloning!
