Blogs by cribbooky

The commute to work got off to a bumpy start today. I was backing out of my driveway, and then Thump! At first I thought they had installed a speed bump in front of my house, but nope. It was another one of those darn bodies. I wasn’t worried about being responsible since I had been looking over my shoulder while backing out slowly in broad daylight. The only reason that I did not see him (now it?) is that it was lying down, always fashionable with corpses.

I did my civic duty and called it in to 911. The dispatcher was a little annoyed with me. I could see her point. Dead bodies are beyond hope and quite common so it wasn’t really an emergency. I apologized for not knowing the direct line to the handy local BDU (body disposal unit). She forwarded my call after chastising me about not having the BDU number programmed into my cell phone.

I don’t know about you, but the thing that I am looking forward to the most under Showbama’s government managed system of medicine is reducing the body counts. It has been going on long enough. It all started when the feds passed that law back in that 60’s that made it perfectly legal for hospitals to turn away everyone without a generous insurance plan (that happened, right?). Those are so expensive that now up to 40 million people (COUNT THEM) are uninsured, and as a natural result, people have been dropping like flies. The bodies are in the malls, the schools, and even lying in the streets. It’s very depressing. The body distribution results because the uninsured sick people don’t even bother trying to go to the hospital where they would be turned away. That’s why you only see a handful of obviously affluent people in the waiting rooms at the hospitals. Under our current system, when the uninsured get hurt or have a heart attack, no ambulance comes, and they eventually die right there on the spot.

The strange thing about it is that with all of those deaths, one would think that the body rate would go down. It’s a known fact that you have to choose sides. Once you die, you are a body count, and the living population score loses a point. It’s a one way trip so the statistics are easy to maintain. How can this be? Deaths are soaring from the lack of available medicine as evident from all the bodies, and yet the number of uninsured does not reduce somehow. Although mathematically impossible, the body count keeps on climbing.

Duh! Immigration is the answer. Immigrants have been streaming into our country to die here in huge numbers, and no one knows why. It’s true that they could avoid almost certain death from our failing medical infrastructure by using the superior medical services in their own countries. Yet they keep coming to our medical hell. Why not Canada? It’s right next door, and Canada has a socialized medicine system that puts ours to shame, which is not surprising because of the shiny track records for government run programs. Americans have been immigrating there by the millions for that very reason! Somebody should research this because it does not make sense to me. The current system is not working and has no appeal yet they keep coming. What’s up with that? There’s something funny going on.

Be nice.