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Facebook has many cool features that allow us to indulge in various methods of socializing, vanity, debauchery and humiliation. That is why it is so popular. One of the cool things about Facebook is that it supports groups, where one can join a group of other members that have a common interest. For example, if you wish to socialize with other people that yell at inanimate objects, there is a group for that. Suggestion: visit other members of this group with caution, and act in such a manner that suggests you are animate to reduce your chances of receiving a loud tongue lashing (that sounds kind of kinky).

I recently noticed that there appears to be a very large and important group of people for which there is no corresponding Facebook group. This really bugged me so I took the initiative and created the group called Taxpayer Zombies Who Ignore Runaway Government And Robbery By Taxation.

Please do not fixate on the word "zombies". The members that this group represents do not possess rotting corpses, wormy faces or a major hunger for brains. Those are regular zombies and make for great movie characters and plots. On the other hand, taxpayer zombies usually smell better, and they watch these movies and engage in many other forms of self-indulgence. Don't get me wrong. Self-indulgence is great and healthy if you keep it in perspective. However, when the self-indulgence becomes so excessive that it prevents the taxpayer from effectively standing up for their own rights, they have become taxpayer zombies.

You can spot taxpayer zombies in the wild by using the following guidelines. They are US citizens that pay significant amounts of income taxes because they have jobs. They have jobs because they have ambitions, common needs and assorted wants that require money. Their jobs are not really fun, or they would be required to pay fees in order to enjoy them as is common with other fun attractions. Therefore, they are performing their jobs largely to get paid, and would not likely attend very regularly in the absence of said compensation. If you happen to enjoy working for free, please call me, and I will keep you blissfully busy.

Taxpayer zombies work upward of a quarter of the year to pay their income taxes. Many TZs actually seem to realize that they have very little representation in return for this massive burden because their votes are cancelled by the government dependent voters whom are bought by our leaders using government programs that are funded at the expense of the taxpayers. That's right, suckers. You are financing your own loss of voting power. Taxpayer zombies are usually capable of speech and complain about taxes and the failures of their elected representatives (who doesn't?), but do nothing different to implement change. Taxpayer zombies shuffle through the years, voting for the same leaders and supporting the same parties that have failed them quite regularly while irrationally hoping this behavior will somehow result in improvement.

Taxpayer zombies are not evil so do not confuse them with the walking dead and attempt to decapitate them or set them on fire (not even the rude ones). It is my opinion that taxpayer zombies simply are not connecting with reality. This disconnect is not from lack of intellect, or I would have created a group for taxpayer retards (oops, political correctness violation). I believe taxpayer zombies result from a combination of many factors, which include their distractions, current levels of liberties and comforts (slowly eroding away), and the absence of a better nation on the planet. Taxpayer zombies believe this is as good as it gets, and that they are powerless to change the system. TZs do not realize that they must act soon to retain their liberties.

When you encounter one of these taxpayer zombies, please encourage them to join this Facebook group. Ownership of their role could be the first step to their recovery. It is free to join, which may shock them a little since they have become comfortable with being charged heavily for minimal benefit.

Alternately, taxpayer zombies can end their agonizing helplessness (no chainsaws required) by joining the US Stakeholders Movement in order to restore their country to the nation that was intended by its founding fathers, whom I suspect are rolling over in their graves.

Be nice.